"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
Being the leader in a group project
if you dont like my selfie, i will fart on your pillow and hopefully give you pink eye.
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
hey, you stop ignoring me, you piece of shit asshole-cum-bucket.
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
this is what happens when i don’t answer my texts
I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\