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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

dicksplit:

Being the leader in a group project

image

if you dont like my selfie, i will fart on your pillow and hopefully give you pink eye. 

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

hey, you stop ignoring me, you piece of shit asshole-cum-bucket.

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

fake-mermaid:

this is what happens when i don’t answer my texts

dontkillcosima:

I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\